Viking Willy Wonka

My friend in high school had a dog that looked like Sam Casell and a grouper had babies. It only ran sideways, snorted instead of barked and absolutely refused to be touched. Ugliest fucking dog I've ever seen in my life.

She hasn’t been indicted, and won’t be. However you feel about her email server, it wasn’t illegal.

David Villa’s old and fat OLD AND FAT! OLD AND FAT! David Villa’s old and fat

YES this Kinja is so good

Name checks out. More substantively,

Mind if I copy/paste this to my ridiculous #NeverNotBernie parents?

Because Kinja, your name line says

Excepting Alice

Counterpoint: learn to fucking Google.

Toothsome!

This reminded me of an idea I had for a new Olympic sport. It would be like shot put, but instead of a cannon ball the competitors would throw some random shit. The person who threw the random shit furthest (all distances added together) would win. Each person would throw identical objects, but the 5 or so objects…

The man in the black pajamas, dude... worthy fuckin’ adversary.

Looks more like “ze Germans are going!” to me.

“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”

FANTASTIC fucking Kinja right here. Not enough typos and the grammar is too good, but you're SO close.

Make Punctuation Great Again

Take ‘er down a notch there, Coach.

And if the weather was nice?

Winner of the award for worst Donatello costume confirmed.