Mr Birge, if you’ll allow me: “I said it on Twitter, Johnny, because there aren’t 975 million people on your face.”

Biff?

Me, to my boss: “I’m not at work for a reason.”

Name fits, here's your L

Well around here, between Normandy and Western, we call that a twenny-twen twen

Who are you, that is so wise in the ways of science?

It's a Ferngully/Rudy mashup.

We’re living after the end of history. In the 90's the cost of information storage dropped off a fucking cliff, and we’ve had access to pretty much any song, tv show, photograph, news story etc. that’s ever been made since then. It’s all still part of *now*.

+1

+1 process

Back to back titles with a the second-highest wins ever is still a huge accomplishment, but the record without a title? See Patriots, 2007. As a fan, I hope they go for it, because win or lose it will be epic, but I definitely see the weight of the decision.

Because white people killed them all. LOL still, or nah?

“Garden Warfare 1 and 2.” TFW autocorrect accidentally invents the next EA franchise

OH THE HUMANITY

This is really good. ‘Cheeto Mussolini’ will leave little orange shouting crumbs all over my brain for weeks.

Duh

Top quality Kinja, +1

One can hurl things from the mouth as well, like the insults from your block quote and the quart of gin I drank at lunch.