I'd buy you a drink, but judging by your name you've already got one.

My third-favorite Louis!

Tazered in the dick over less than half an ounce of weed? Fuck the police.

I like the way you think. Next family reunion say hi to KRS-One for me.

So meta

competitive leagues are more fun, the very best teams are in la liga and the Bundesliga but the same teams win every year.

+1 - the best comment I’ve read this week

Oh FFS, his selfishness and immaturity are legendary. Saying “other stars get treated like stars too” doesn’t give him a pass for being a total douchecanoe.

Na, that wasn’t “fuck off” that was “you all pick on me, ablublu, I’m the prettiest princess.”

“Best player in the world” - Christiano Ronaldo

Just be honest and say white people. You'll probably be called a racist, but I'm sure you're used to it by now.

“North America” I do not think this means what you think it means

When does it come out? 4/30.

Subtle, yet bold, like a good olive oil tasting at Williams & OH MY GOD IS THAT A GARBAGE FIRE?!?

Reporter: “Ronaldo, do you think being friends with your teammates helps you play better?”

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You're out of bed on this one mate. On the line is kosher, but that foot is clearly over the line.

I'm so, so glad there was no YouTube when I was 16. Just thinking about it gives me the shakes.

This. And if it needs to be narrower, limit it to backcourt off the ball fouls.

This guy disagrees