His goals and MVP award count for more than your shitty opinion, so there’s that.

You’re thinking of Maradona

+1 mopey Ronaldo faces

A shitty player who scored two goals and won MVP.

The “ur dumb, they one” comments didn’t surprise me. The genuine anger was a bit of a shock. The emotional investment required to generate that much heat seems all out of proportion to the mild offense of a joke not appreciated.

Oh god, the comments. I’m dying. Usually the Kinjatsu is strong on Deadspin, but Mr. Timothy Burke done fucked you all up.

+1 Kobe brick

Lukaku’s celebration was the best tackle of the game.

There isn’t a ‘we’ here. There’s you, an asshole who thinks his not knowing about a thing is somehow worthy of notice, and then there’s the rest of us.