Hmm, I didn’t think they implanted routines into Robo Delos, but rather the repetition we saw was the consequence of every version being a (near) carbon copy of the same person, and as such his responses to the same stimuli were the same. It’s like a groundhog day loop from the other perspective. Your point about the…

The location was pretty much confirmed in the s2 premiere as being if the cost of China. Remember when the Delos guy in the beach was arguing with the Chinese military officer about who was in charge, and mentioned leading the island from (his) government?

You didn’t read the damn thing, did you?

> It’s just notable to me that there is no given reason for why Maeve can control other hosts

Yeah, next season they may have to be the Silver Knights.

Associate Justice Samuel Alito writes, “a more direct affront to state sovereignty is not easy to imagine,”

It took me 18 seconds to read your comment, so I am gonna jot that down as 0.4 hours against your retainer.

For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

did you also shoot your editor?

Great shot, but he should be forced to wear it around his neck now.

Joe Jackson remembers. You pussies.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

I thought it was because of Simon and Garfunkel and Dustin Hoffman.

Dear Johannes,

Vodka + Fresca = drunk and not fat. I’m not even a big vodka fan, but man, Fresca came out of obscurity for me with that basic mix.

This could be the whitest comment in deadspin history.

Rum and coke? What adult drinks that? That’s the drink you order when you’re 20 and have no idea what you’re doing.

But it sure tastes like it is

you guys do you but personally when I drink my rail liquor I like to put it in a small glass and drink it real fast

Try crack and everclear, same idea