*bolt-action

Patricia Ireland and NOW would like a word with you . . .

Hey, everybody! Watch me as I spin my own personal viewpoint as the universal truth! This is fun! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Right. I’m sure Seeker and his dining partner do not have Yelp. Excellent point.

Y’all see this? This is what’s wrong with the world in 2018. Everybody has “rights” and no one has responsibilities. If you don’t like going to a restaurant where some kid is screaming its fucking head off while its absentee-at-the-same-table parents look at their phones, that’s your fault! People have a right to ruin…

Is everyone in these restaurants you frequent speaking Japanese? No?

The most disheartening experiences I’ve had . . . were the times parents would stroll in a 9-12 month old and ask if it was too soon to start them on flashcards.

Go ahead and close this one down, pkellen2313 has reached the top of the mountain.

How much less of a fuck could you give?

All the stars, man. ALL the stars.

No.

This comment needs more Jamie Moyer and Rakim.

Like, a ball that was so fast it travelled through time?! DAMN!

Y’all see that tape? What do you suppose that is for? ;-)

What?! Whiskey is King every goddamned day of every goddamned year, I won’t sit idly by while you besmirch the good name of the King!

This is good Kinja.

As long as we continue to seperate men and women in competition, there has to be some sort of definition of what constitutes “men” and what constitutes “women.” I understand that you feel the IAAF is doing this to purposely keep this athlete out of the competition - and they may very well be - but what about that…

This sounds VERY “not angry.” Nice job!

Look again . . . THREE!

And I thought Marchman’s cereal take was bad . . .