“The connection between a person’s education level and certain brain disorders might share be related to a common genetic origins . . .”

And being fascist is the way to make the point that fascism is bad. 

Yeah, that’s what America is about - denying service to people because you disagree with their politics. I’m sure this would’ve gone super well if the shoe were on the other foot.

*bolt-action

Patricia Ireland and NOW would like a word with you . . .

Hey, everybody! Watch me as I spin my own personal viewpoint as the universal truth! This is fun! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Right. I’m sure Seeker and his dining partner do not have Yelp. Excellent point.

Y’all see this? This is what’s wrong with the world in 2018. Everybody has “rights” and no one has responsibilities. If you don’t like going to a restaurant where some kid is screaming its fucking head off while its absentee-at-the-same-table parents look at their phones, that’s your fault! People have a right to ruin…

Is everyone in these restaurants you frequent speaking Japanese? No?

The most disheartening experiences I’ve had . . . were the times parents would stroll in a 9-12 month old and ask if it was too soon to start them on flashcards.

Go ahead and close this one down, pkellen2313 has reached the top of the mountain.

How much less of a fuck could you give?

All the stars, man. ALL the stars.

No.

New Technologies that were Only for Rich/White People at the time they were developed:

Delores is Spanish for “pains,” which can’t be a coincidence.

This comment needs more Jamie Moyer and Rakim.

Like, a ball that was so fast it travelled through time?! DAMN!

Y’all see that tape? What do you suppose that is for? ;-)

What?! Whiskey is King every goddamned day of every goddamned year, I won’t sit idly by while you besmirch the good name of the King!