What kind of parents would let their teen daughter anywhere near Tyler Seguin?

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

Real hunters I know call this thrill killing, and find it morally reprehensible.

Stevie Wonder could have made that kill, for chrissakes

It challenges us to believe the woman—who cannot speak out herself, but who is defended by proxy—over the man. And to believe the woman even over what we’ve been told is divine intervention. To believe the woman over “God.”

This sucks, so, so much.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...

This is fucking fantastic. +909

how bernie isnt winning this race is a tragedy

“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”

then you wouldn’t know the definition of the word “trying”

Much like Ruth, I’m sure Murphy will be joining The 700 Club in no time.

I don’t like the Hilary witch hunt but does no one here think it’s kind of a big deal that the freaking Secretary of State was doing this?

Not even Michigan’s worst loss:

the one that happened to my team

That sort of sexual policing gives me rapey vibes. It suggests that we have to go against our own bodies and experiences to somehow fuck our way to social justice - which is gross. I don’t need to be shamed or coerced into having sex that I don’t want to have, especially not when its only to further a narrative.

Gay…

I dominate that teen jeopardy, even at 30 years old

I want to get serious with you all for just one second. I’m a person who went to university in Newfoundland because I was chasing a girl. I’m a person who married my ex-wife after knowing her for six weeks. If Jose Bautista’s bat flip proposed to me right now, we’d have four kids by Christmas.

A win by Kansas City later on, and Greg Abbott won’t have a leg to stand on.

The bat flip is fine as long as Joey Bats wears the inevitable fastball and quietly walks to first (assuming it’s not in his earhole, which it most definitely should NOT be).