BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh wait, you’re not the Pope. Sorry.

It’s fine, it’s fine, universal health care covers rehab.

Philly fans might be off the hook for a while.

The baby will probably have a bruise on their head, but it could have been much worse. Thank God the fans were only throwing light beer cans.

In Canada, though, the riot gear cops don’t beat up black people; they beat up Newfies.

So ... what you’re saying is, what’s wrong with this article is that I’m correct about the Xbox One being a bad product. Nice.

4.) pointlessly summing up the other comments

Thanks for giving no context as to how bad 1997 was. And no, a link to a 20+ page PDF doesn’t count.

Is it with or without pay?

Oh sure Bielema gets rewarded, but when Steve Sarkisian staggers backwards he has to leave the football facilities. More SEC bias.

YourBrainIsBadAtJudgingRapTalent

bc she’s actually in love with Karlie Kloss

She’s doin it, and doin it well.

Yes.

Sadly I am a dude. So. My advice is not particularly relevant.

This is directly from Prosser and Keeton on Torts (Fun Edition).

What about Doc Gooden? That guy had great stuff. I mean, his stuff was primo.

On a boring October Tuesday at work in my aggressively air-conditioned office, I was going to comment on this story. I was going to say something to the effect of, “Uh, okay?” or “Huh?” or “So?” but then I was reminded of a sentiment instilled in me from the hazy long ago days of my youth. If you don’t have anything…

“*Allegedly* killed the president”