As a middle-aged white man who graduated from A&M (not in a frat of any kind), lives in Dallas (actual Dallas, not some nondescript suburb), loves Dre, Pac, Jay, and Biggie (also Ghetto Boyz, UGK, Z-Ro, et al.) but does, in fact, hunt every year . . . this list is perfect! You just described 85% of the white folks…

On one hand, “an extra 5% off or low income earner means sacrificing something essential!” On the other hand, “H&R Block is only a couple hundred bucks!” You must walk around in circles a lot . . .

Reading this article and its accompanying comments, I think it’s time I just accept the fact that the entire world has gone completely fucking insane. “[I]n this economy of stagnant wages and longer hours, it’s the modern equivalent of clipping coupons.” Yeah, no, it’s not. It’s the modern equivalent of stealing…

Semi-related: I was recently in Japan (Kamakura) and, while talking to an elderly gentleman, a school kid (mid-teens?) came up to me and asked if he could take a picture - more specifically, a selfie - with me. I obliged, and that was that. What I hadn’t really prepared for, though, was that this would open the door…

This should have ALL the stars!

You seem to have a fantastic grasp of the English language. Congrats!

How, exactly, does the First Amendment apply to a company (any company) and its internal rules of conduct or discipline of an employee? I’ll hang up and listen . . .

“Rescue dog” people are the WORST. It’s a damn pound dog. It wasn’t in a firefight. No sharks with laser beams on their heads were chasing it. You didn’t “rescue” that shit, you adopted it! #blazinghottake

Are you a First Amendment absolutist? Do you believe in the First Amendment and boobs?

“The lion doesn’t care about the opinion of the sheep.”

You’re missing something. I’d tell you what it is, but it’s more fun just to laugh and point.

NEVER. The end.

It is his take on this. Because he’s a fuckwit. He writes dozens of comments a week on this board, and he’s a narcissistic, holier-than-thou douchebag in all of them. I don’t get these morally self-righteous asshats constantly finding fault in others, but I recognize them for what they are. This guy is the Joel…

HAHAHA! “You guys are wrong for all these nonsensical, easily debunked reasons, but I’m not going to defend myself!” Nice job, dude.

It is HILARIOUS that in one thread you’re decrying price gouging and in another you’re supporting looting. You really don’t understand how this whole “limited resources” thing works, do you? I suppose you also support the warlords in starving countries snapping up all the relief supplies as soon as they can be…

Incredible when you think all they have to do is scale up their operations and bring more water in.

Just like your local electric company can’t just jack up the price of electricity to whatever the fuck they want on a normal day, you can’t charge an arm and a leg for essentials when a hurricane hits, just because you can.

First, this wasn’t price gouging. Second, the CNBC host is right. Prices are set to meet the market, and the market - that’s everyone who is willing to buy - is best served and most efficient when it is allowed to work.

The average price of a movie ticket in the US is $8.65 . . .

Not for nothing, but I guess you missed this line: