Bruh. KILLS me!

I’m forty-fucking-one and just saw the “O Captain, My Captain” scene on TNT a few days ago . . . cried like the bitch that I am!

Yeah? It was the first movie I ever saw with my (then) three year-old son in the theater . . .

Just reading those five words, in that order . . . it’s gettin’ real dusty in here!

I posted this about Arrival yesterday on an io9 thread about Contact:

Uh, what? Is this some new-age , Millinnial bullshit? Because the will to win - and fear of losing - is what has made the greats in all human endeavors great.

AND HE SHALL BE LEVON! AND HE SHALL BE A GOOD MAN!

Jesus Christ, man. Self-awareness is an actual thing. You should look it up.

You’re a genius.

Jesus Christ, if this dude were an overweight woman y’all would CRUCIFY anyone who dared to comment on her looks. Nice hypocrisy, ladies.

“. . . directly lifted . . .”

1%er here. Our household will pay a smidge over $110K in income tax this year, plus around $15K in property taxes, and a few grand more in random taxes (some of which aren’t called “taxes” but that’s what they are). Anyone who doesn’t believe we’re paying our fair share is insane.

Uh, no. I had a long, well-reasoned response to the gibberish you wrote, but I don’t think it’s really necessary. Just . . . no.

All these words are great I guess (I don’t know, I got bored and stopped reading), but he’s got a point. And frankly, the fact that a joke, by a comedian, gets this kind of reaction . . . well, let’s just say your rant isn’t exactly proving he’s wrong.

Deplorable. If the tables were turned, the #imwithher crowd would be going APE SHIT! Have some class, Hillary.

Zeke or Dak? If you’re Jerry Jones who do you take if you can keep only one? If you know anything about football - thus not Jerry Jones - who do you take?

Nope. #gigem

Fuck you money has been a thing since LONG before “our time.”

Aggie,here I died at the 13 second make of this video. But then I came back to life

I was at this game, and let me tell you, it was NUTS! I’m convinced that if a nuclear war ever breaks out, only cockroaches and the Volunteer football team will be left! They’re impossible to kill!