My point is that “it’s not the candidate’s fault” for being the fucking candidate is some sort of madness I cannot possibly fathom.

This will be an incredibly low turnout general. No question about it. Anyone saying otherwise needs a lesson in voter behavior. Which is why you should be preparing yourself for President Drumpf . . .

Do you think that HRC as repugnant is some sort of fringe view? That’s an honest question, because I know that you have access to the internet, and the perception of her as repugnant coming from all sides of the political spectrum is pretty freaking pervasive. Hell, I’ve asked HRC supporters - some of whom are…

THE CANDIDATE IS THE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE “SIDE!” How is this so difficult?! “Oh, I’m a Nazi, but I’m not the Nazi Party!” Are you seriously fucking kidding me right now???

How is this even a debate? Repulsive is the absolute kindest thing to say about this tweet! It’s saying “I’m a part of the machine that’s been keeping you down for generations, but I’m a better part of that machine than the alternative part of the machine, and no one is turning this machine off!” You can die on the…

This can’t get enough stars. All of these comments talking about “Affluent Whites” just completely ignore the facts. Which, I suppose, is pretty par for the course in political debates in 2016.

Ugh. This country is so completely fucked.

Council =/= Counsel. No one is a “General Council,” which is necessarily plural, though one may be a “General Counsel.” YWIA.

Chocolate Thunder in Utah?! That’s a huge upset . . . I would’ve thought for sure they’d go with something a lot more vanilla.

I’m an Aggie (Class of ‘98), and I’ll be the first to tell you that I had given up. My wife was sitting on the couch yelling things like “REBOUND!!!” and I, casually flipping through Facebook, said “you haven’t seen enough basketball games to know that this game is over, but it is.” And it was. It was OVER.

One of the best things I read about the improbability of this game was that UNI could have inbounded the ball and thrown it the length of the floor 5 straight times, and A&M wouldn’t have had enough time to complete the comeback. Don’t try, and you win. But they did try - and failed - and lost. I watched it happen,…

Two-Sword Guy is begging to become a meme. Erase the swords, throw him in random pics, and voila - Zer0-Fucks Given Guy is born!

No one is saying she should have to “win a criminal case” (and, in fact, she can’t - the State is the plaintiff in a criminal case, not Kesha). The point is that not mentioning these allegations for 8 years, then bringing them up in the middle of a contract dispute tends to cast doubt on the veracity of the…

All of this may well and truly be accurate, but it does absolutely nothing to change the fact that all of the listed “things they did or didn’t do” must be weighed in terms of establishing credibility. You may think it’s “distinctly male” (and it may very well be), and you may think it’s “very stupid,” but, I mean,…

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like.…

This deserves so many more stars! Old school +1 for old school humor.

I get that it’s Burneko’s bit to be all contrarian and whatnot, but damn . . . why bring out the full-scale defense of infantilism made manifest in the biggest attention-whoring public figure since Donald Trump?! The guy talked so much shit, danced so many dances, smugged so much fucking smuggness, and he got his…

“Lots.” “Very often.” “How it’s been explained to me.” This comment wouldn’t even pass the Wikipedia muster. But I guess one can find outrage anywhere, so long as one looks hard enough.

Word.

So you’re sayin’ there’s a chance!

Nantz acted as if Burfict went full “Last Boy Scout” on Roethlisberger, which was hilarious, but I never expected he’d actually get anyone to believe that was a cheap shot. Later when Sims said that “wrapping your arms around the quarterback and putting all your weight on him is obviously a penalty.” Um, what? Form…