Make no mistake, this is an enormous deal, and her laughing it off is ridiculous. The dispute with the Inspector General’s Office isn’t just some “inter-departmental disagreement.” The Inspector General is there to police these kinds of things, so this is like me telling a cop to go fuck himself because I disagree…

Why in God’s holy name is she being interviewed by a male detective?! She is CLEARLY uncomfortable with all of this, and I’m quite certain a teenaged girl would be much more comfortable talking about such things with a female officer. How is this not standard practice?!?!

Pardon me for the interruption, but I have a question for the ladies in the audience that is somewhat germane to the conversation:

Do you have a preference for grower or shower, or does it make no difference to you at all?

I ask this because - knowing full well that no one cares about my stupid boner - I’m a pretty…

I mean, the fact that they wouldn’t let him go to where the action was may also be a factor in the “what does ‘being there’ mean” debate, right? The point is that a “good guy with a gun” could have been in the next room over and would have been just as useful in stopping the killer as I was sitting at my desk in…

I have guns, and I am a good guy. I was at work 2,060 miles away. If I had been in the classroom, I could have used my gun to protect lives. I wasn’t, so I couldn’t. This person is in almost the exact same situation - good guy, has gun, not there.

Guess ol’ Joe figured any sissy-boy named Madison can’t “Run with the Big Dogs” (which, oddly enough, is what he calls the sausages sticking out of his meaty hands).

This is my alma mater (Go Rebels!). If you’ve ever been to Midland, Texas you know why this was the most exciting thing to happen to that poor bastard in the stripes since Queensryche played Ector County Colliseum in 1992.

Goddamn that place is a shithole!

Agreed! Easily my favorite cover on the album. The entire back half of the album is remarkably good. If one didn’t know better, one could be forgiven for thinking this was a Ryan Adams song.

Uh . . . no.

Fuck candy corn, in all its forms, in its dirty candy cornhole.

It’s raining. The camera person used a flash. Et voila!

Good lord, Defending Your Life is such a gem and it NEVER gets mentioned! Props for including the best Rom-Com ever in your list - even though it’s 3 spots too low.

Actually, it’s because Houston is beneath our contempt. We just listen to them bitch and moan about Dallas and laugh. They spend hours upon hours actively thinking of ways to denigrate Dallas, while we sometimes fly through there to get somewhere else, praying to God we don’t actually have to walk out into the…

Your schedule up there is super F’ed up, broheim. I count 5 mistakes in 12 entries.

Just the way we like it!

How long is “after”?

For those two seasons, Miller was the greatest dual-threat quarterback not named Marcus Mariota.

You must be a ton of fun at parties!

Well . . . and butterflied.

And yet, here you are explaining!