God, obvi.

I hate to crash the GIF party, but Scalia is right. The Court absolutely finagled a way to save the ACA through linguistic and interpretive gymnastics, and I’m willing to bet they’d even admit that. All of the discussion about standing is pointless (and wrong, BTW), and Anna’s legal analysis is exceptionally poor…

You have chosen wisely, motherfucker.

Hello, I’m Eddie Murphy. Perhaps you’ve heard of me? Anyway, I was in this stand-up movie called “Delirious,” and I said motherfucker at least half-a-zillion times in that movie. My movie educated a generation in the proper use of this most useful word while Jon Stewart was a 20 year old nobody. Please acquire…

What the literal fuck is that? And why does it apparently contain carrot shavings and bigfoot jizz?

Sports equivalent of every self-righteous Congressional Douchebag who comes out as “pro-marriage” (read: anti-gay) all the while knowing he’s been trying to bang the underage pageboys three at a time.

Lawrence Dolezal is reading about Joshua, he who slew Goliath.

Changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes . . . my soul will always be a parrot head!

This comment is everything. Succinct, on-point, marvelous!

As a dude, I’m self-identifying as Half-Clooney/Half-Buffett. I identify with the looks and lifestyle of George Clooney and the money and brains of Warren Buffett, so that’s what I am. The fact that I’m actually neither of those things does not make a single iota of difference.

Someone please, for the love of all that is holy, link this comment (and only this comment) to Jezebel! It would be the most entertaining thing Gawker Media has ever published.

Do you even tribute, bro?

What’s the latest on the unionizing efforts? Seems to have fallen by the wayside since last week. When is the vote, what is the expectation, etc.?

How much more would you pay for car repairs if they let you drop off the car at 7 p.m. and pick it up at 7 a.m. totally fixed? I say most people would pay at least $150 more, because it saves them from wasting a day.

*dead*

Errbody gotta die of sumthin, braj!

This is why you are my leader.

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This is a close second.

This should really be getting more notice. +1 concus . . . wait, what?