Samer, you're just trying to be a same-r. You don't fool us.

My household makes more than three times the "upper bound" of the middle class for my state, but I'm decidedly middle class in my community. Maybe this is more helpful for small states and/or states without any real rural population, but it doesn't really make any sense for the rest of the country. Metropolitan area…

You are the cutest thing ever! Why is it that everyone named Amber (I'm guessing?) is always adorable?

+1 box full of twinkies

Is the other person a man or a woman?

Even in the Golden Triangle, there wasn't a "KKK office" in 2000. I understand that Google tells us that the Bayou Knights of the Ku Klux Klan exists in Texas - and maybe it does in some trailer park somewhere - but even if you lived in Vidor (why?) there wasn't some office down there where the good ol' boys showed…

I'm calling bullshit on this. You can't be both a Millenial and have lived "one block down from a KKK office" in Texas. There is no chance this happened. Period.

Ah, the incessant refrain of the Millenial - "But Gen X is worse!"

Engaged dude here:

This is obviously something that's a major part of their lives.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, never! It's one thing to treat Cross Fit as your own personal Lord and Savior, and proselytize that shit to the point of having engagement pictures featuring it*, but fucking BLACK fucking JERSEY sheets?! (Hot+Sticks to clothes)^Noticeable Bodily Fluid Stains=GROSS!

No snark from me. That's an incredible gesture from a man who clearly loved what he did, and the young men he came into contact with. Bravo, Mr. Smith.

You're perfect.

Oh God, someone help Albert! His wife is so good at setting traps he doesn't even know she's doing it!!!

I just have to say that this graphic is really badass. Captures the theme perfectly. Props to Ms. Jacoby!

Your moron trap is overflowing this morning! Hahaha!

Gig 'em!

Confusion is Sex

I just want to say that your taste in avatars (and music, I assume) is awesome!

Ben Foster? Seriously?!?! Dude is insanely talented. Fuck you, Shrayber! This is an opinion you are not allowed to have!