Bullshit. Polls are open for at least 12 hours everywhere, there is early voting available and you can even cast a vote by mail. Everyone has jobs and other shit to do (even people over 30). Some people just don't give a shit, and many of them are young.

Have you ever voted? Because it couldn't possibly be easier than it is. The long and short of it is that young people don't care, and all the olds in the world telling them they should care isn't going to change that. It's the circle of life, Simba.

Contrary to what the faces of Sad Liberal Cable News Commentators may indicate, it's not all bad; anybody lamenting this country's doom today either has a very short memory or wasn't paying attention to what happened in 2010 and 2012.

"Madame, may I please observe you oscillating your gluteus maximus in three dimensional space? May I observe the two independently? First that from your left side, then the obverse? "

What in the holy name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are you talking about? Your comment doesn't make any sense.

Um, what? You didn't state a theory, you stated a fact. Now you're hiding behind "educated in statistics"? Can you, at the very least, provide some of the statistics that support your position? Preferably with supporting links. Thanks.

You people and your broad, sweeping, completely unsupported "facts!" It's amazing. "The South is also known for being" is a tremendous starter for a thought - especially given all of the evidence and citations you've attached.

So, if we boil it down, your argument is "I'm right because there's no evidence to back up my opinion." Okee-dokee.

Is Bristol Bristol's mother? Because if so, someone should be awarded a Nobel Prize for that shit!

Yes, that's an excellent example of bad taste.

Shockingly, Chelsea Clinton has better PR chops. That's completely amazing, given the fact that she has been at the center of the the PR universe since she was 12. She's also 34 and has a degree (some degrees?) from Stanford. Bristol Palin is from the remotest of remote states, is 24 years old and a high school…

Jerrod Carmichael: Prophet, seer, revelator.

Although he's thoroughly reviled by the Commentariat (such as it is), Burneko seems like he'd be a lot of fun after six or seven beers and a couple of bong hits. Am I right? Who's the most fun on a night of debauchery? Who talks to the most girls but doesn't realize they're completely uninterested? These are the…

Ms. Albright, recipient of the Presidential Medal of Honor . . .

There are literally dozens of local beers in the Dallas/Fort Worth area that will change your life. I'm talking about delicious beers with complex flavors brewed near enough that you can actually drink them two days after they left the brewery. Among these are Velvet Hammer (Peticolas), Blood & Honey (Revolver),…

Peticolas Velvet Hammer (which you can't get in bottles or cans) is amazeballs. Revolve Blood & Honey (which you CAN get in bottles) is, likewise, amazeballs. Drink them both post haste and thank me later.

This sure is a whole lot of analysis for something intended to dissuade one from overanalyzing. I mean, I'm not saying you're being basic, but I'm not not saying that, either.

I could read this guy's reviews all day! He's hilarious. Check this one out:

No Life in the Fast Lane?

She might be able to testify about the statements under Fed. R. Civ. Pro. 804(b)(3)(B) or California's equivalent (if unavailability includes his right not to testify in the criminal proceeding - law school was too long ago to remember). Either way, this is a shitty situation.