“Nah, we’re good.”

More like “missed steak,” but yeah.

Me: Yay!

The only one who can beat Jon Jones is Jon Jones. And he does, repeatedly.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

Hopefully this car is less prone to sudden explosions...

The Las Vegas Nick Papagiorgio’s

I think we’re acknowledging the facts:

You know, I don’t agree with your “Ichiro is the true hit king” take, but I do agree with your “Pete Rose can eat shit” take, so it all evens out.

When’s the last time you’ve been to a bar, a major sporting event, or listened to sports talk radio. This country is filled with d-bags who love this shit!

I’ve accidentally shot myself in a strip club before but I just went to the bathroom and cleaned up a bit.

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.

Of course the Cardinals would use telegrams, the scrappiest and grittiest form of communications.

“Get to a trunk of a car, Steve! Any car will do.”

Apparently everybody outside the northeast.

I’d give him four more if it meant zero for the Patriots.

Over the Patriots? You wouldn’t believe how OK I am with that.

Just borrow a velodrome from Krang.

Dallas News is reporting he got shot kicking down two doors to an apartment that wasn’t his in the middle of the night:

Me