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What kind of work do you guys have? This is so SFW it disappoints me, because of the warning.

That’s a Real Schiano Bear if ever there was one.

When the bear jumped into the water, the guy thought there was going to be a grizzly grisly outcome.

I can help!

There it is. Gakers Law in full effect.

Wasn’t so much a fight as it was two greasy hams just sorta falling on each other, one limb at a time.

Came for this. Quickly remembered how awful it was. Now searching for eye bleach.

Yet it is an example of good taste and restraint compared to the Ueli Anliker Design 999 Red Gold Dream...

Speaking of Volcano...

I love this one.....

I keep on mentioning bumper stickers that I like, so I really am doing this wrong. But fuck it.

Of course there’s a Mountain Dew in the cup holder.

Might be the first series in which every game goes to octuple-overtime and ends with someone shooting it into his own net.

Rocket, Wood, Unit, and now Scherzer.

You fucking ingrates, 700mph vacuum trains and easy access to goddamned flight and you still fucking complain. Fuck off.

They sound like they have been turned into two strokes.

No! You people don't seem to understand what this is about. There's nothing in this story that makes it special to Deadspin (I won't use Deadspin as an adjective).

Okay, here's a late west coast post to keep the commenting flame lit until morning ...

Also, this handy list I cobbled together a while back: