As a Chewbacca I tend to think of it the way I do the South and Slavery. A relatively small percentage of Southerners owned slaves and directly profited from the slave trade but almost all of them were racist as fuck and generally ok with the system as it existed, so fuck ‘em.

“always pushing me to do the right thing”

It’s not politics. It’s money. Bitch literally bought herself a cabinet position like you or I or any other joe-shmoe would buy a cabinet. She’s so in over her head I’m waiting for the bitch to ask where the drawers are.

You laugh, but I made $5K a month working from home as a professional anarchist.

The funny thing is, she wasn’t being rude or snarky at all. She was just politely and matter-of-factly informing us that our information, as far as she knew, was irrelevant to her.

Ok but back to the important part - how many abortions did you sell her?

“Thanks, but I don’t need any abortions.”

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

...and takes a great deal of pride in it.

We are now the country that knows that it doesn’t know what it’s doing

Please don’t do the Crypt Keeper (yes, capitalization intentional) this way. He’s likeable, witty and even kinda cute. He deserves respect and bares no resemblance to that cackling sewer rat.

Not a cool kid. She would have pressed it on vinyl if she was.

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

To be fair, they would say it never happened _and_ that the baby had it coming.

She buckled down when she got called out for playing Nina Simone in blackface and continued to defend taking the role long after it flopped. Hollywood rewarded her with another gig. Trump says and does shitty things and gets rewarded with highest office. Shitty people gotta stick together in these tough times when us…

My parents, who had no clue about NIN or what the hell Trent Reznor was saying, would bravely venture into hot topic to buy me their album and tshirt for my birthdays. I tip my hat to them to this day.

Up the ass. No lube. No spit. No foreplay. Rough. Very very rough.