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I sure hope he speaks English

That no one is flipping him off in that photo makes me weep for our country.

Using scare quotes around the word “victims” just because of you don’t approve of their sexual practices is simply slut-shaming. It’s jarring to see it in a roundup that also includes sympathetic references to two revenge porn victims. Either you’re pro-slut-shaming or you’re anti. Pick one.

“Great evening with President @EmmanuelMacron & Mrs. Macron. Went to Eiffel Tower for dinner. Relationship with France stronger than ever.”

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

Angela Lansbury should also be involved, if at all possible.

How stupid they all are is getting to me, man. If we are going to go full Manchurian Candidate as a country then I at least want it to be done by genuine masterminds who can actually tell a convincing lie. Angela Lansbury should also be involved, if at all possible.

Trump looks like a political cartoonist drew him, thought the caricature was too exaggerated, crumpled the sketch into a ball and threw it away. Later, under deadline, he said “Eh, fuck it, good enough” fished the sketch out of the wastebasket, smoothed it out with his hands and sent it in.

I think if I became President, the first thing I would do is round up the House and Senate Republicans and execute them for treason. Because that’s what they are guilty of. I always suspected they were, but this is just the flat-out definition.

Every time I see his twitter header image it makes me think of:

Being aware of autism - but not actually giving a shit about helping - is pretty much the same philosophy as having access to health care, but not being able to actually afford it.

If Trump took the MegaBus on his weekends in Florida that would save lots as well.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Putting everything aside, hatred of Trump, etc., this statement just bothers me to the core:

If this investigation doesn’t lead to trump being impeached, the little faith I have in our democracy will be completely dead.

Well, the Chelsea did live in the WH when Bill was president. /s

But the more important question is who leaked this picture! :P

Claire Underwood?

I can’t decide if that is better or worse that the equally repellent #GIRLBOSS.

Am I the only one that interpreted “period underwear” as knickers from the Victorian era at first glance?