I’d love to describe to him, in detail, the consistency, color, odor of my clots. Absolutely.

I want to send him my used sanitary towel in the post.

So we’re all gonna call Toomey’s office to teach them what graphic descriptions of the menstrual cycle are like, right?

You know fellow Cheese fan, I find myself agreeing with your comments a lot lately.

This made me realize towns like yours wish Mexicans were House Elves: all the labor from invisible beings. Magic!

Does this count as accidental anal?

Deadline describes it as “a fish-out-of-water story reminiscent of films like Splash and Big,”

I’m not saying that at all. I’m pointing to the skepticism it appears the BBC was dancing around, and asking whether it even matters.

Ummmm, gonna have to go ahead and, ummm, disagree with you here.

Weird that if HC orchestrated “millions” of illegal votes, she had them recorded in states where they could do her no good.

In fact, let’s try it all again. I’m sure he’ll still win, given his performance in the last few weeks.

I hate the man so much, I had to hunt down an extension just to block his face on the internet for a week. Wearing his silhouette is too big a step, sry.

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

I’ve literally lost my annoyance for anyone that voted for Hillary. That co-worker I think is kind of an asshole but posted an article about how we can’t normalize Trump? We’re cool. That roommate my boyfriend had who used his OCD as an excuse to be a terrible person (bro, I get that you need to throw away anything…

I’d vote for a rip in the space and time continuum.

I would just apply as Donald Trump and see how that goes.

I think this week proves that you can’t Depend on anything anymore.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

Upon realizing just how little Trump and his team grasped about the presidency, the advisors assigned to help the transition effort were allegedly devastated: “A few of them can barely say Trump’s name without their voice cracking.”