I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

Moron keeps making moronic decisions.

8—No, Wait, More Like 7 Seconds

I enjoy walking out my front door and stepping onto the grass in my front yard. I would hate living that high up in a building. It would make commuting take even longer than it already does. Better make sure not to forget anything or you add a half hour of elevator and walking time to your trip.

Then they give the Globe to Jeffrey Tambor-for playing a woman.

bigger question: why bing?????????/

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

I was 14 in 2004, and the day the Sox won the series was probably the happiest I'd been to that point in my life.

All of which is to preface the fact that Schilling has been proven to be such a titanic dickhole, I'll be happier if he doesn't get in (even though his numbers certainly make a decent case). Thank god for…

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

The Blanche DuBois voice is exactly how I would expect this woman to sound like

Eisen... damn. Maybe it's the dreary morning, but I'll say this: may all of us have friends who mean so much to speak so poignantly after we depart.

Or actually used rivalries. Give us Flyers-Penguins. This coming from a Caps fan.

Is it outside the realm of possibility to think that the expansion of the Stadium Series is hurting the Winter Classic as well? I know if I miss the Winter Classic between two teams I don't care about I will have at least one other opportunity (up to four) to see outdoor hockey this year. Bigger factor seems to be…

Buttfumble always wins.