"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

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They just got carried away because they're so concerned about ethics in journalism.

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

Awesome, but I'll just wait for my cat to become a bit fatter instead.

Son of a bitch! Which one of you fucking morons left Karl Rove in the dryer too long!?

Damn! That's some princess monanoke sized shit

Yup he should've gone straight to the NFL. 18 year olds can handle dudes twice their age easy. Wouldn't have gotten injured otherwise.

I always kind of hoped that the 49ers knew Lattimore might never play, but were letting him rehab his knee on the NFLPA's health plan instead of having to pay for it out of his own pocket.

How awesome would it have been if he just kept running? Off the field, out of the stadium...into our hearts?

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He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster.

You should check out FFXIV man it's pretty great, the crafting is really fun. You can play ALL classes on one toon, including crafting and gathering professions, and you can cross class some abilities if you level up several classes.
The combat is really fun and isn't dull even for a Summoner who generally can't move…

I was never meant to live in this era anyway.

Well, he is bigger than Floyd. Taller by an inch, virtually the same weight, so it ought to be a good match. Do it Biebs. Spar with him. Go ahead. It'll be cool.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

You don't see Nate Dogg or Eazy E getting into stupid he said/she said shit like this.