Prince's Super Bowl halftime was really fucking good. Especially "Purple Rain" during the actual rain and the marching band covered in glow lights.

Oh right, I totally forgot I read about this guy awhile back:

Plus all the damn microtransactions.

Until they nerf the real world, im not going back. Shit out there is too OP

I'd rather see him being painfully white on Instagram than being Jabaal Abdul-Simmons on NBA Countdown in February in front of actual black people.

For those of you who don't know what Francis Slay looks like, this is him:

WHY YOU SONOFABITCH

[tentatively raises hand]

"We've got two priests in here. They'd probably vouch for me."

This year's 0-4 start gave the Raiders 10 straight losses dating back to last November, and the team's -51 point differential this year is good for the second-worst mark in the league.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

I'm sorry.. too busy making the money sign.

I can't. The noises I'm making are not natural. This... is too awesome.

These kittens must be male, because you know, including female kittens would have caused the production of this video to be way over budget.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

usually it's Winston telling someone else to take their clothes off against their will...

You are assuming that if Jameis hears someone tell him "no" that he will listen.

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

I hope someone mods it into a good game.