That's actually a pretty good Hooters.

Someone threw a beer at him. Someone else told him to "GET THE FUCK OUT." He left. It's on video.

Suebmee did have some crocodile tears, but a doctor stitched them right up.

...and Braun could use the time to heal up from nagging injuries.

The arresting officer should have just issued Morrison a warning. Or, perhaps, smacked his nose with a rolled up newspaper.

If a failed test is worth anything it's because it is undoubtedly accurate.

He was merely saluting tonight's first pitch by the guest of honor, President Skroob.

Oh thank goodness. There's finally a reason for DMX to stay the hell out of Florida.

He may not look it, but he's nuts over her.

Listen, pal, your beef is with NASA, not me.

Five years later, after being shamed out of the auto-sales game, his last option is to run a Custard Stand.

Speaking from experience, once you're categorized as a "predator" people rarely give a shit what you want.

If there's one thing Cutler can throw, it's a party.

To Kobayashi's horror, after finishing the gallon of milk, he remembered he had 25 bowls of dry Cap'n Crunch to finish.

Good job Kobayashi! Way to give 2%.

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A penetrating question, for sure.

Great— NOW he makes with the English.

Just his saying "Monty Grow" to a 3-year-old is enough to get him arrested.

You missed the next frame, though, where the prosecution pointed to the third base umpire.