I also hate how the bib has your name in giant letters on it so people can shout at you. Don’t shout at me unless you know me!

You could say he brought some K-pop back in his bat.

See, that’s the kind of complacency that led to Brexit.

Somebody should tell the Governor of Arkansas the actual death penalty doesn’t end after a year.

Wow, Paul Ryan’s healthcare reform looks worse than I thought!

Wow, even the Australian LaVar Ball is better than what we have.

“Stop, stop, please stop [scoring],” and they responded, “I’m sorry, we can’t.”

But how many credit hours does he get?

C’mon man. Believe it or not a significant portion of the population does not have a smartphone, laptop, or Internet access. Especially in Central Ohio, where those stations reach into Appalachia. Get off your high Uber.

Crazy, Sportscenter predicted this moment years ago!

That’s interesting, because it says here England legends Bobby and Jack Charlton retired from the England team after the 1970 World Cup.

Ah yes, the majestic iguana. When it is fearful, it sheds its tail as a distraction in order to make an escape. No wait sorry, that’s Sidney Crosby.

Anas an Ass

Apparently he lives in South Bend, a 2 hour (on a good day!) drive to the stadium. So it’s easier for him to do the road games, which I suppose is less driving.

That lady should consider walking her dog at a White Sox game, since there’s already shit all over the field.

I would’ve loved to know what was going through Hermantown’s head after that review.

I guess you could say they didn’t do security the right way.

“These people have awful names.”

Sounds like these two have beef - which is NOT what they need right now.

All Day I Dream About Screwing People.