Real life has all the subtlety of a Darren Aronofsky film.

“Mary is lying, and we all know it. I saw her just the other day. Lovely woman. Fantastic woman. And she was all happy and special. Did she say anything about being raped? Nope. She acted fine. Plus there were no witnesses! She’s a lovely woman, but she’s very confused.”— Donald Trump

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

Learning about ONE case of sexual assault is similar to finding ONE drop of vomit the morning after a night of drinking. You know there has got to be a pile more hidden somewhere because there’s no such thing as ONE iota of any of that shit.

If you’re OK with it, is it really a malfunction?

D-O-G is just being his asshole cat self, and it’s helping.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

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this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Cheer up Mickey, you just need a companion. Like a Fox or something.

It is also likely that Seagal will continue to be someone that 99.9 per cent of rational people never think of.

Mouse depression...

That metaphor is pretty misleading. Removing net neutrality is more like if you gave control of highway planning to the construction companies who build them. Eventually, you’d find that partners to these companies would enjoy low tolls and good routes, while startups, small towns, and competitors would find the road…

Good Lord, this like the Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle of suicide notes.

Any word on where Hillary was when this “suicide” occurred?

Could it be Satan?

This has been my experience as well. Guests are more curious/excited about the SqPy than more ostentatious conversation pieces like my tube amp or my giant Lego Saturn V.

Yea it’s been nothing but a conversation starter/high-five machine for me, personally. Either the person doesn’t know what it is and is intrigued, or they already have one and their minds have been blown. Haters gonna hate.

Love my Squatty Potty. And people always ask about it at get togethers. I’ve no shame in my game. I tell them they need one, quickly explain it helps you poop and they typically end up ordering one either that same day or later on LOL

It’s easier to control women if they are overwhelmed with childcare responsibilities and confined to the home deal with those responsibilities. The first generations of women EVER since the dawn of humanity who have had the freedom to freely plan families in a way that works best for them is now in adulthood. We…