We should quarantine old out of touch white ladies.

They did a WHOLE POST on Lupita’s piece yesterday... so... No.

90%

Perhaps 90% of ultra-white, mamby-pamby, self-righteous, ass-sitting-on-the-flag Trumpians, but not of the general public.

THE GREATEST CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE OF OUR LIFETIME

Unfortunately, most of the people classified as illegal immigrants did not walk across the border. They arrived in an airplane, with a valid temporary Visa. They overstay their Visa and presto: they are now illegal.

Of the minority of illegals that do cross the land border, they generally fall into 2 main categories:…

Since 2007 the net illegal immigration from Mexico has been negative. People largely come here for economic reasons, and if the US is going to hell in a handbasket, relatively speaking, that’s a good incentive to stay away. So I guess that’s a win?

So I Married An Ax Murderer reference for the win!!!

The Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face, he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Dude, do you hate Christmas too? Are those stupid neighbourhood kids too loud?

I want to adopt a failed bomb detecting or police dog as I, too, am terrible at following instructions.

Michael,

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say you probably didn’t think there was anything creepy about Marvel teaming up with a military contractor either.

Here’s the apolitical angle: The CIA is necessary. But that’s it. The General Services Administration is also necessary. And if they were to launch a social media apparatus…

oh my god shut up

The world is worth saving for, if no other reason, dogs.

THAT is one cute as hell dog.

here’s why i think it isnt her:

That’s impossible, blue base is incredibly difficult to remove, she would have had to bleach it out with at 20-30 volume cream. What a fucking moron. She doesn’t get to say she was punk or any type of rebellious kid. Fuck her and her family.

Seriously! Grunge =/= punk.