Nah. That promotion is more like BBQ sauce and steak. Something people think should go together and something marketers try really hard to get you to think go together. But in reality it is something only people with no taste actually do in real life.

Oh hey, Justice League and Big Bang Theory working together on a promotion? Well, I guess I know what the exact opposite of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup is now.

I read this as Frida Pinto and Diego Luna. Lol. My first thought was “they’re dating?” And then “Diego Luna paints?”

That’s more like The William Tell Underture.

+1 D.E.N.N.I.S. system

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

It’s definitely top 10.

Nuke from orbit.
It’s the only way to be sure.

Literally just finished watching this episode 20 minutes ago.

We’re almost out of dick towel money.

I dunno man it kind of feels like they have a reason to feel they are in danger.

Don’t you look at me like that. You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.

No one is in any danger.

No, of course not, no one is in danger! But it’s the implication...

so they are in danger?

I mean honestly, there’s basically no difference between exchanging money for sex with a consenting adult, versus threatening that same adult with theft of her livelihood lest she submit to rape. Six one, half-dozen the other.

You are locked in a room with Dave Portnoy and Donald Trump. Both want to talk to you. The question is, what is your plan to make yourself deaf as quick as possible?

“I don’t owe this talented person anything.”

You misunderstand; he simply loves America so damn much that he’s letting the flag fuck him in the ass.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?