That’s not what double jeopardy is. Double jeopardy is when you are not allowed to be tried for the same crime after being acquitted of it. He was never brought up on charges for this crime at all back then so it’s perfectly legal for them to bring him to trial now

Because whatever cheap plastic surgery she got on her face is not aging well.

He’s determined to be the next Ryan Leaf

My friend shamed me for having Savage Garden on my cool down playlist, I love them

You say that like it’s a bad thing

Every Time I do it makes me laugh

This deserves more love

I’ve had so many mishaps with my giant ring that I finally said fuck it and got a ring finger tattoo. It’s been over 15 years now

It'd be so edgy if you were, like the edgiest edgier that ever edgied

my abuela would throw her chankla at my head and then demand that I pick it up and bring it back to her so she could hit me again

We kept our Germany plate on front of our vehicle on accident. My husband was stationed in Germany and when we moved back, we moved to a state that only has back plates. We both just kind of forgot that it was still on the front and then when we did realize we just left it because we didn’t have anything to replace it

Damn it! I almost had a Yahtzee during Ben Carson’s last turn, i just needed him to say “boots on the ground” one more time

I got married right out of high school and the only reason I still have my last name is because when I went to the social security office to change it, the lady who was processing my paperwork told me that I could keep it, hyphenate it or make it my middle name. I opted to make it my middle name. When I graduated from…

I definitely enjoy using DICK

And Cyborg has been gradually dropping weight, trying to streamline her muscle mass so she won’t lose any punching power, her last weigh in she was 140, so she still has 5 more pounds to go.

Check out the article on Rhonda dropping weight in 24 hours, it details how she did it.

To see a muscular 170lbs woman just look at Chris Cyborg Justino, she fights at 145 but is actually closer to 170, lately she’s been trying like crazy to cut weight to get to the 135 weight class so she can fight Rhonda

Rhonda doesn't weigh 135, she cuts weight to make 135 so she can fight, she actually weighs closer to 150 when she's at her training weight.

I still don't get why it's Belfie and not Butfie, a Belfie sounds like a belly-selfie