a roomba spreading dog shit around the house is the best way to describe this whole horrible gawker mess. I have bookmarked Esquire and I look forward to continuing to read your work.

I think you might be right. My son just did something like this in art class. He’s in 1st grade and brought home this really nice (for a 7 year old) self portrait. I asked him how he did it and he said they drew it very slow, one step at a time

We’ve had ours for around 5 years and they are great, we bought the stand to go with them and they take up less than 2x2 feet of space

We’ve had ours for around 5 years and they are great, we bought the stand to go with them and they take up less than…

I stayed with my family through the duration of my husband’s deployment. I do not talk to her at all and my husband has little contact with her. She's pretty much lost to drugs now. Our children don't have a relationship with her at all. I still talk to his extended family though, they are actually really good people.

My husband was pissed at his mom, he didn't speak to her for years after that. I never got an apology from her, her excuse was that she was high and she didn't remember much about it

I was 19 and just found out that I was pregnant, this was my very first holiday away from home and it was also the first time I met my husband’s extended family. My husband was in Germany about to deploy to Iraq, so I stayed in the states and lived with his mom. I didn’t have a good relationship with my mom so this…