Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

If you can afford those super cars you can afford the taxes.

“Hey, Coach Mike. Long time, first time. Love what you’ve done with the team. My question is a little complicated....
There are sidewalks in the Cars movies. That seems to imply there are humans in that universe. What are the implications of that? I’ll take my answer off the air.”

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

It’s zero articles split in half. 

does this post actually make no sense to anyone else?

Since this also happened to a young college student in Iowa, I’m sure the crowd that was upset about the murder of Mollie Tibbetts will be up in arms about this as well.

When the fuck did the “apology commercial” become a thing? Facebook, Uber, Wells Fargo and now Papa Johns? I mean, it’s not even that I hate that they’re all insincere pandering (which they are) but you’re a fucking brand doing what it’s function. Facebook made it’s billions collecting your fucking data and target…

Top off with sterno, and a sprig of wild mint, change your life (for the worse). 

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

So is that all the pizza/chicken/burger grease seeping out of his body in the second picture? I don’t know how dieting works. 

“Maaaax POWERRRRRRRR... He’s the man you’d loooove to toooooouch...”

California’s regulations apply only to cars sold in California and other states that voluntarily opt in.  

Republicans - “We believe in states rights.*”

CARB was created to regulate CA’s emissions. Other states signed on because they wanted to follow the same standards. Has nothing to do with CA wanting to control the country.

Melo and an aging CP3? This team is going to be great 5 years ago. 

No one sings the blues quite like the white son of a white New York billionaire. We can all relate to the struggle.