If he was auditioning for Lombardi’s spot he would have ranked all of the QBs in the draft to random bit characters from the Godfather trilogy.

Casserly is wrong so often that he’s about to get Lombardi’s slot at The Ringer.

Possessing and distributing child pornography are federal felonies and the University of Nebraska is protecting this guy... why?

Good for Washington Tom Osborne’s not still at Nebraska. He’d be looking at 30 extra wind sprints and sitting out two series against Northern Illinois.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I have no idea.

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

not a jacket...a petty-coat

He can't wear a jacket? What a petty little shit Applewhite is 

“Plenty of parking” my left nut. I can’t think of any Chicago neighborhood where there is enough room for the residents cars plus 38 more.

6/ Must produce quality tweets like this:

you can learn all about sentences on twitter:

You’ve heard of Twitter.

Actually, I was siding against the douchebag.

It’s amazing how oblivious refs are to O linemen.  They can get away with some cheap shit.   Seahawks players though, are notorious for shit like this.  

Cheap shots from Seattle players when things aren’t going their way? Seems unlikely.

The Detroit Lions have a play called the Roseanne Barr, a very unattractive play where Matt Stafford literally shits his pants and then throws an unadvised lateral to a RB that results in a fumble.

All thanks to Sam Tahinike!

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.