“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

I have no idea what Hassan Whiteside’s racial background is, but I like to think that his dad is black and his mom is white. That way he can refer to the two sides of his family as the white side and the Whiteside side.

Remember that time when GM Riley chased out his head coach Stan Van Gundy to swoop in and steal the glory of a championship run with the Heat for himself?

You just know that 500 white screenwriters in Santa Monica are feverishly working on treatments for a comedy about a fratty, kinda-racist white guy who gets a black man’s transplanted dick

+ 36-24-36-5' 3"

It was a straight shot

Maybe he thought the Ankle Monitor would have a “zeroing” method to adjust to his base BAC. Then when he was at .08, it would show -.32!!

Lewis’ words cut so deep he’ll have to throw away another suit.

Thats what I said, like dude you literally murdered someone. OBJ is just hanging out with models that do coke.

This is the coldest hot take I’ve ever read. Stop being so sensible damnit

Hey.......

Good to see Barclay Radebaugh get some time away from his normal job as a tertiary Star Wars character.

My wife is a vegetarian, I don’t attend or host Super Bowl parties, and I don’t have real-life friends to feed this to, so I’m just going to bookmark this and look at it every once in awhile in private.

Some people use PornHub, I use AllRecipes.

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

I know it’s been played out forever but crying Jordan still gets me

+1 Terror That Swings In The Breeze

I fear that this joke will be criminally underappreciated.

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.