Jesus, Erin. I just ate lunch.

There are a few rumors, though writer's block and general disinterest in being featured in the press seem to be the most common ones.

Quick poll on how many of us had those stupid ads hanging up on our pre-teen bedroom walls.

Maybe I'm just a cranky asshole today but this girl better be thanking her lucky stars for nepotism. Her facial expression is as flat as a pancake.

He's from my province (Nova Scotia) and it seems to me he's been a bit of an asshat for at least 10 years now. He's oddly popular as a politician, though I'm not sure the public generally likes him, so much as he's popular with newspapers and among higher-ups. He keeps getting cabinet positions and he keeps making…

NEWSFLASH CANADA MAN:

When I was little my piano teacher used to tell me, "That was a creative way to play that measure! Now can you please play it the right way?"

Canadian Ministries have come to mean the opposite of their names — Minister of the Environment is in charge of dismantling environmental protections so oil companies can keep poisoning our land without barrier; Minister of Labour is in charge of making sure companies can pay their employees unlivable wages and…

If my mom heard this, she would laugh her ass off.

He's a member of the Harper government ™ . They are all like that .

The soccer flop. If your significant other so much as aggressively walks up to you during the world cup, you should always draw the foul.

I'm so sad for Canada. I grew up there and it was nothing like what these assholes are trying to turn the country into. This is what happens when oil-rich provinces full of ignorant rednecks take over an entire country. It's so fucking wrong.

Pretty much all of Emperor Harper's cabinet is stupid and full of shit, though.

Notice that, as always, the women are expected to do concrete tasks that will be noticed if they are not done. The men get away with lofty and elusive goals like "shaping minds", things they can easily claim credit for whether they do them or not, and no one will dare to gainsay them. It reminds me of my feeling about…

Who needs some levity in the form of a man named Jim Halpert becoming a diaper changing master? Because I do!

To my U.S. friends: don't be surprised. Peter Mackay and many of the other members of Prime Minister Stephen Harper's cabal of assholes are assholes. Even Canadian conservatives can be complete and utter douchecanoes.

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Watching the World Cup taught me it's ok to bite others

they will see me naked at such great heights

Oh, God ... That picture makes me SO nervous. It really looks like she's slipping out.