I have to find a way to work "pancake" into a sentence synonymous with "bored looking teen" :D

As a Canadian, all I can say is that this dickwad is a fucking embarrassment. Always was, always will be.

Very tactful, we only have cats and those furballs would probably only enjoy the show XD

<3

I ate a scorpion on a stick in Bangkok on my birthday. It was like potato chips. Salty and crunchy. That was about it.

Love the painting :-)

Yep, person still a person.

I can't stop laughing now

There is not enough stars in gawkerskies for this

Thank god we don't poop glass then

Egad, so much wrong... in line, but doesn't make it right .. ugh

Jen, let's get drunk together and you can throw up on any stair you want.

Oh my....should nut have clicked that squid link.. Egad

Serious shit indeed

I dunno, makes my mind wander in a while other direction

Pamphlets, that's a shitty deal

I prefer the brewers origin story. Brewers would dip their thumb in the beer to make sure it was the correct temperature while fermenting.

I do not entirely believe this completely beyond the average feeble man-child, but that's not being realistic.

Dear Bill O'Reilly, Mr. B if I may...

Started? So you may have some things over the last couple millennia.