Since we hadn't finished our beers we also walked out with some really nice beer glasses for our trouble.

Must have been a boring book.

I'd have punched him

I've only ever attempted it once. Was successful bout of karma as far as we consider it.

These make me glad I've only ever had to deal with shit from farm animals. Not humans.

While that commercial is absolutely stupid, I do love the Spartan helmet.

The thing we should take away from anything involving what that generation went through:

*looks at tractor*

Damn John Deere drivers, always hogging the fields....

I think you may be mixing up geography and sociology.

Canada, just with more beef, cowboy hats and "y'all's".

True that. Eastern Europeans generally tend to lean towards the "built like trucks" side of the body spectrum.

Take THAT Goodlife Fitness HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Leafs, whose playoff hopes effectively ended this weekend with a wet fart of a loss to Winnipeg, are not a good team.

This is so true.

Call this, The Monroe.

*Thinking: Oh my...

Wow they are so cute....

*wants to be a fly on the wall oin that bedroom.....

Heard it's nice this time of year.