Q: what do you call a party boat for a few dozen Floridians?

Maybe the pilot just doesn’t want to be called a retard.*

Maybe time heals all wounds, but over the years I have mellowed out on Maldonado. He was prone to errors and was hot-headed, but when the stars aligned he was genuinely quick.

Maldonado won a Grand Prix. Maxspin never scored a point.

Them Russians also have a history of torpedoing requisitioned cruise ships.

Mazepin will spin the plane while it’s still in the hanger.

On another note, General Dynamics just received a large order of MANPADS from two Monaco residents, Lewis H. and Charles L.

Manifold Lecter.

Dear kids, Singapore doesn’t fuck around.

But a certain dealership manager in Minneapolis said TruCoat is essential only for Oldsmobiles.

“Mistakes were made.”

Jesus forgives. Jalops don’t.

Any Tier 1 city in China and Japan

Crumple Zone, it hasn’t it.

Everyone who stars me is a perv.

A certain hub of the Internet documents plenty of scenarios when people get stuck. We are well-advised to review these records and plan accordingly.

Fancy Kristen is no more. That’s why.

Damn right. Go Yanks.

See also: Wooster, MA

Since all the tectonic plates float on magma, we all live on boats too and are not subject property tax.