LOL @ that kid playing frogger at 0:40.

Who knew Dieselgate might end up being the savior of VAG?

Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto he ain’t.

“Reason is the whore of the devil.”

“There are lots of Nazis but Russia is worse.”

Don’t fuck with Ukrainian women.

Another classic from the same movie studio:

You think poop jokes are funny?

“why did your insurance pay? That’s just plain wrong. HER insurance should have had to pay everything, yours shouldn’t have had to pay a cent.”

There is no fuck to sue out of the other parties.

This is not only assholery but also dumb.

I may not necessarily wait till another car stops completely in an all-way intersection, but I will certainly wait till it’s clear the other car recognizes the stop sign and slows way down.

New York City drivers are 100% predictably assholes.

Are they going to peel it off when prices invariably come back down, because they’ve been going up and down since the beginning of time?

They have it in their mind that they will get motion sickness. They don’t even want to be a passenger on a real plane.

Please refrain from posting my personal image online.

Actually I gave it quite some thought, but I’m not sure if a GPU is measurably different from a space heater in terms of (in)efficiency.

My bedroom is at the farthest end of the house from the boiler, and it can be chilly unless I crank the heat up.

“Alex Choi” is Exhibit A of why “model minority” is myth, or at least comes with a shitton of exceptions.

Well, the car was traveling in a near parabolic path while catching air. There was a significant change of speed while airborne, to the tune of 1g in the Z-axis.