On MSFS 2020 I like to fly the A320 and put it on autopilot, so I can put more hours on the board.

Everyone with the last name “Paul” is an asshole.

Guanyu Zhou has more points in his first race than Maxspin did in (hopefully) his entire F1 career.

Karma is a female canine.

Florida isn’t a state. It’s a state of mind.

Someone’s missing a zero somewhere. $11B/$1300 equals about 8 million. There should be 80 something million households in this country, having 300 something million people. 

Finally, a chicken tax I can get behind.

Sheetz is not a geographical location. It’s a state of mind... or bowel. 

“Here that big mill gets backed by a Getrag seven-speed SMG (Sequential Manual Gearbox)“

His business partner in the NYC ferry venture does pretty well on the dating front too.

He’s funny. He can stay.

Not sure about LA mayor but we all know where Gavin Newsom’s went.

Shit like this is why I can’t get onboard with bail reform.

It’s just depressing that some tinpot dictator has the world by its balls.

Or Mr. Opulence being Russian.

“Opulence. I has it.”

If Paddy G went to jail for speeding, so should Maddie C.

There are a million reasons to hate Chav$ki. Abramovich won’t even make top 100.

Anything short of DQ’ing the Merc in every race will piss Horner off.

Yep. I’d give them a pass for offering orange.