As a follower of English football, I learnt that “c*nt” is basically anyone not associated with the team you support.

Does it come with a sprayer of the Sturgis strain COVID so you can spread it wherever you go?

“BFG (Big Friendly Gritter)“

Scheissenfreude?

Technically, since they dialed up the ugly the $$$:ugly ratio went down.

Those crafty Chinese are trolling the MAGA crowd here.

1.5psi.

Mercedes Gullwing and Aston Martin DB5

Also see: no one ever dies when a helicopter explodes.

Monte Carlo—wanted by exactly zero persons who live in Monte Carlo.

I'd rather live in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone than Florida

Faeroe Islands: Because the Three Kittens need someone to beat.

Well, the classes may be expensive but still cheaper than a RTX3090 on ebay!

Also no gears to shift!

Jalopnik is not your confession booth. :P

Official Lego is outright cheap compared to boutique kits like Brickmania.

I like grabbing... low hanging fruits.

To reflect their German heritage, they should:

‘So the low temp the last 2 days there was 31 degrees. That’s barely frozen, let alone “too cold for salt to be effective.”’