This is a museum piece—where they study prehistoric animal excrement.

He’ll weld the ship back together with his Harbor Freight machine, and take it to Moab.

We still have LingsCars

He’s so insufferable, even the fire stayed away from him.

You forgot FREEDOM of speech. Don’t forget FREEDOM of speech (and capitalization.)

“Nissan” literally means “Japanese Made,” and Nippon means where the Sun rises.

And nuts. Don’t forget nuts. 

Please check your Geiger counter before taking a sip.

Barreling towards the Brexit cliff.

Your comment is a tour de Force. Greetings all the way from not India.

COVID 19 occurred after FBI declined to validate Obummer’s birth certificate. Prove me wrong.

If reincarnation is real, I want to be a Tiddy Bear in my next life.

(Not-So) Fun fact: we literally gifted China one of the most celebrated rocket scientists of the time.

“4. Bottas - Did anyone tell Valterri the track is counter-clockwise? He must have spun the car around 5+ times (at least twice facing the wrong direction). Extremely disappointing result.”

DON’T KINK-SHAME ME.

If my boys do this I’d probably give them a high five under the table.

When my kids were 5 or so, I took them to a military museum and showed them the swastika for the first time. I told them that this is one of the most potent symbols of evil and that I never, ever, wanted them to draw it except in history classes.

Pulitzer for Morris.

“Nyet” is Russian for “not yet.”

Also some UFC dude said I should vote for Trump.