Meanwhile, never a day goes by without me quoting Garland Greene, just to annoy the missus.

I went to Foxnews.com to see what “the other side” was reporting. Now my visited pages are full of ads for cemetery plots and reverse mortgages.

Steve Buscemi auditioned for the role of Rudy in Con Air II, but was rejected for being too handsome.

Iran should buy it for target practice. It’d be a hell of a propaganda video.

People from Philadelphia delivered for President Biden. I’d refrain from laughing at them today... awww screw it. LOL.

Eagles and Pats are like Liverpoo and Man Shitty. If only both teams could lose.

Riots broke out in Philadelphia. Funny why the MSM didn’t cover it yesterday.

British electronics has the same global reputation as British beef.

Futurama references will always get a +1 from moi.

Now the terrorists will know which mail trucks are... the oldest and will self immolate.

Sitting in my office in Midtown Manhattan right now, I can confidently report that nothing is burning. 

Yep. Four years ago I was in a fairly serious accident that totaled both cars (but thankfully no injuries to anyone).

Well... yeah. 15 year old HDDs are kind of old. I wouldn’t want them either. 

* Wayfair cabinets.*

FAKE NEWS. The hard drives are in Rudy’s legal briefs and he’d whip out his subpoenas if you disagree.

I DGAF about that bloated orange creature.

The Flying Dutch Trainmen

In the year 2087, David Tracy passed on and his descendants discovered a storage unit full of rare Jeep and FCA parts.

Donald Dump

Great. One more excuse for ambulance chasers: