I’ll always be partial to Kumho.

“This comment is so on the Reichsmark...”

I mean, he’s a 25-year-old male in a Mustang. Here in New York insurance can easily be $1000/MO even with a clean record—which he does not.

Get this un-American drivel off Jalopnik. We all know AR-15 is the only right answer.

I forgot “The Best is Yet to Come.”

Sod off libtard. God Emperor Cheeto I will get this Greatest Country on Earth back from this Covid Hoax.

Who doesn’t love ribbing Fieri but according to Bourdain he’s a really great guy. I’d give Fieri a pass.

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Freedom is ringing so hard in my head I couldn’t spell correctly.

You misspelled “rumor.”

Still waiting for the perfect story for some KumHo puns.

Specifically, footballers.

We need to translate the Bud Light/Canoe joke to Chinese, to free them from the oppression of shitty beer.

“There’s Budweiser and Pabst all over China these days...”

Well, the alternate meaning of Jennings’ answer is to provide pleasure, not to seek.

“Proof that God Hates California”

Arguing about bridge definitions is just... A Bridge Too Far.

Never attribute to incompetence when it can adequately explained by malice. 

Whew. His detractors have been called worse.

Also: Panzerkampfwagen = armored fighting vehicle = tank