That’s the severed head of the missing Troy city inspector.

Ford Explorer, Stockholm Edition

So, Merc F1 is like Threadripper 3990x while Ferrari is i3-10100?

Until the child support bills arrive that is.

Savage. Well done.

What? He didn’t finish the lap in P1? FAIL.

My G1 test in Ontario was like:

There’s a little of Florida in all of us. 

It’s only appropriate they put one of these in if they ever reboot or remake the series.

It’s not how they position the hyphen. It’s how you position your... you know what.

Epic rant. Well done. 

I’d rather he doesn’t, but Biden could shoot ME in the middle of Fifth Avenue and I’d still vote for him.

Criminally understarred comment. 

I’m ashamed to admit it took my second or third reading to get this. 

TIL the hypothetical God is some snowflake that needs its own safe space.

Mary Barra/Nikola Tesla romantic fanfic confirmed.

Live Free AND Die Hard*

Pretty sure “Florida Man” has been a thing since the Hadean Era.

Damnit. This is Jalopnik. Not CornHub.

Somehow “being less shitty than Pakistan” doesn’t seem like a ringing endorsement.