BMW is a state of mind.

I hate myself for not hating it as much as I should.

“The Escalade isn’t really for the people like me who need the stimulus check. It’s designed for people who make enough to not even warrant help from the federal government.”

Dude’s the the most famous Polish airborne since General Sosabowski.

Are you spying straight into my mind???

I spent way too much time in a certain famous Hub on the internet. And I don’t mean Jalopnik.

I see you haven't been to Australia, have you?

Me: How many Ladas can you weld together?

Don’t you know that the more carbon fiber trim pieces you add, the car gets lighter?

Occam's Razor says "children"

Hell. Everyone in Florida is over 500 years old. Even in preschool.

“That structure you are living in was built by contractors that needed a truck.”

Not on board.

You know what goes well with Marko? Polio.

Serves them right. If they ride horses they could have easily evaded all that beating.

Exxon Valdez? That’s how Waterworld started.

Even better--Williams will finish this season level on points with Mercedes!

What a shame this gem of a comment is being buried in the bickering.

Chancellor Merkel should offer Solidarity (pun intended) and donate some VWs to Poland. After all, they can go from Berlin to Warsaw in One Tank.

Does anyone have a sidekick named Ford Lincoln Mercury?