You beat me to it. CP.

Remember. It’s not the destination. It’s the journey that matters.

Like this one?

On a serious note, there’s got to be some legal clause preventing this. Are there lawyers around who can chime in?

I’m hoping for a bigger blowout than Super Tuesday. Don’t disappoint me, fellow Jalops.

I wish History were still The Hitler Channel. At least those shows were informative.

Putin vs. MBS. Whoever loses, humanity gains.

For brand synergy, the toasts should have the face of Jesus Admiral Yamamoto on them.

Best TV commercial ever.

Did the pickup also have a laptop that flashed “Danger to Manifold”?

Sophisticated people like me will only have European Carryalls. 

That is the confusing part. From the writeup:

Regarding the income inflation and rent misstatement, I am somewhat confused. A buyer who wouldn’t have qualified now gets his loan. For as long as the loan remains current or is eventually paid off, what is the “damage” to the consumer and would entitle him to compensation?

No upstanding citizen ever ends his last name with ...owski.

TIL Yo MaMa is a celloist.

Private equities, duh.

Are they really putting 4 doors on a 2-seater?

“Holy crap, you’re right, and I had no idea. I can take $4k right into a Nissan dealer and drive away silently. That would take care of all my local driving.” 

I don’t cherish people getting cancer.

I'm surprised by the number of stars this rather obscure reference earned. Well done everyone.