snixblossoms
SnixBlossoms
snixblossoms

top kek ... 996$ tax in here in Quebec for a 48 month lease lol ... get fucked

Laughably overpriced, like laughed at the salesman face and he laughed back saying : I Know ... I know ... the Lexus RZ electric. For 1500$ a month Canadian on a lease, BASE MODEL, the manifestation of stupidity especially with those tiny wheels ...

I want it 

Nothing will ever beat the brutal disapointment of the first time I got into a new Subaru Forester. My previous one had the clunky 4 speed Auto, farty engine and abyssimal fuel consumption but in the winter it was like having a Ski Pass, absolutely brilliant vehicle and the best seats someone could ask for, properly

Great car but like so many others from so many different brands, I never understood why the Bolt didn’t become a viable sub brand for GM, there should have been Bolt commercial vehicles, Bolt vans, Bolts with AWD etc ... etc ...

Had to make a double check to make sure I was reading an article on Jalopnik, this felt like the original website

It looks like it’s vomiting a Dodge Charger ... 👁👄👁

that Toyota redesigned the Toyota Camry in 2015 because the 2012 redesign was just so so so bad ... same thing with the Corolla that became the ‘Furia’ concept. Apparently Akio Toyoda had one look at what Toyota designers had decided would replace the ‘2009 redesign’ and had a shit fit and sent them back to the

Woman he alledgedly banged ... Holy moly, we’re talking about a published author, a lawyer, legal technologist, BA in Economics a research fellow at Stanford U.

What the hell is that fascia ... WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL ... 

Nice review ... still though ...

Won’t lie, lease on my disco will be over soon and I’ll be all over that thing like a fly on horsepoop ... that and that manual corolla GR are going to look mighty fine until they are stolen ... 

I spent a fair bit of time in France in the 90s, you guys are going to regurgitate a bunch of top gear stuff but the turd to end all turds getting to drive in europe at the time was anything that Simca and Talbot made ... Ouf, a friend of mine actually kept his Simca, it is one of the most unreliable cars I have ever

lol Jeep Cherokee in the front, rear top bumper lights is Lexus LS, bottom is who the hell knows what ... I miss the bangle butt years, this BMW design language is just brutal ... bruuuuutal ...

Deposit down for allocation spot 

Great time to buy big sedans I’ll tell you that, I’m being pitched all sorts of insane pricing on a 5 series ... just want to wait to see if I go for an EV instead

The moment Toyota or Lexus makes an electric vehicle, my last IC engine car will be in the garbage. I currently have a LR Discovery (The big one) I was told these blow up like the fuses in a bootleg Devil’s salad farm. So far so good ! 

Test drove it and it was so tediously sluggish I bought a Discovery ... 

If you work for a competing brand and you see this you are probably thinking ... huh ... So there’s a bit for everyone, at the same time you’ve got pretty much every category point covered BUT ...

Gather round kids ! It’s time to listen about the time my dad decided to drive alllll the way down to Mexico to buy a Citroen DS.