If in 2012 Michelle Obama had stolen a speech from Laura Bush, Jason Chaffetz would have convened his oversight committee to investigate this, 7 times.

His campaign is literally clown shoes.

My three and a half year old son absolutely loves this show, so it’s on constant rotation with Paw Patrol. Yeah, my wife and I can’t figure it out, either.

Chip and Jojo are family in our house. LOL

I don’t think it’s weird.

Third eye open, well done.

What about a REALLY CLASSY evening gown? No?

Did you just call a 14 year old a serial groper? Only one person has a problem here and I don’t think it’s the little boy.

I think his age is definitely a key thing here being overlooked. Even when I first read this I was like “yeahhhh, this sounds reallll self-aggrandizing.” But hey, the kid’s young and already knows what “white privilege” is so he can’t be that bad. He’s beginning his journey as an ally at a younger age than most. When…

Shit, do we all have to publicly start apologizing for what little assholes we were at 14? This is going to take a while...

All I’m saying is that people who carry something with that amount of power around on them, should have to register it and do a background check.

I don’t know.

Also, let’s please show Leslie Jones KILLING IT at the premiere (with a little help from Christian Siriano):

I say at my desk and cried for a man I didn’t know, but it turns out I went to high school with.

I’m starting to wonder if this article was done just to post Madeline Khan clips.

I’m embarrassed to say that when I saw the title of the article my first thought was “Why replace her with a man?” Stupid subconscious ingrained prejudices.

I really, really hope she doesn’t receive any professional penalties from this.

I know it’s a typo but I could see Cunningham actually sleeping on a cod.

She and John are some of the greatest gifts Jon Stewart ever gave us, I cant wait to see Jessica rise to the occasion as well.

“Christie Brinkley hosed down a woman who urinated on her beachfront property”