Daphne Zuniga, who you may remember from Melrose Place or One Tree Hill, Spaceballs

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

How old are you again, Lauren?

I’m actually a little sad about this one. Yes, the name of this store was really off-putting, it kept me from stepping foot in there for ages. But on the other hand, it was a fairly reliable source for plus-size office appropriate-stuff that wasn’t too expensive, and it was nice being able to find clothes in a store…

Rapidly descending to the level of Chris Christie, MY least favorite Chris.

Ugh! Shawn Spencer’s dad, how could you?!

Steve Guttenberg and Corbin Bernsen???? Why??? I loved Three Men and a Baby and It Takes Two. Also LA Law (my mom watched it a lot) and Psych. :(

What’s with all the hate for Andy? He’s great and Brooklyn 99 is a treasure.

You can think about ethics when your money situation improves. Sticking to your values won’t put food on your table and you’re not being asked to go on TV and make announcements that would go against your ideals.

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

Well, this is certainly a question Clooney never had to answer.

I want to see a recurring “Music Talk with Stephen & Joshua” segment where the two of them just argue about various 60s rock bands and their discographies.

To me, Drake seems like the “nice guy” who is super nice and sweet and “there for you” and all that stuff, but as soon as he realizes he’s not going to “get” you becomes a total asshole. That’s the vibe I get from our beloved Degrassi alumni. :(

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

Amateur.

stars Elba as “a struggling DJ and eternal bachelor

I see Vern in the crowd, thank god.

I hope she marries Gwenth Paltrow!

OH HELL YES! I am so down for this movie. It’s got Sasheer Zamata, Aidy Bryant, aaaand Busy Phillips. Can’t wait!

Oh, hell no. Walk that old ladies don’t understand talk right back. Mia Farrow, Oprah, and many other women disprove that ageist baloney. “General response” my ass. Go forth and troll no more.