Are you kidding me with this nonsense? America, we need to be smarter than this. Spit that Tide Pod you’ve got in your mouth out and go get your Crock Pot out of the trash.

Because we’re in The Bad Place.

Apparently David Schwimmer deserves a lot of credit because for some reason he was the breakout star of the show, initially, but he chose not to leverage that fact and instead insisted on solidarity among all six cast members. I found Ross the most annoying as a character, but Schwimmer as a person seems pretty great,…

This is bullshit because TER is a LEGEND.

I’ll watch it.

Jesus. The fact that Marky Mark is in a position to approve or veto Christopher Plummer as a co-star (and I’m assuming Michelle Williams in initial casting) is just one more example of how far we’ve fallen as a people.

For as long as Mira could remember, he’s always been a Goodfather.

This sounds amazing! Now, who wants to take my husband and four year old for me for the night?

I’m just going to say it; Breakfast at Tiffany’s is not that good and Holly Golightly is a horrible character. In my opinion, of course.

...thought she’d have “dozens of orgasms” on her wedding night because she “earned” that by staying a virgin and marrying one.

Apparently she had been trying to have a baby with Lamar Odom but found that she was kind of infertile. So, I think that’s what she means. I don’t think she’s that stupid. She’s the one who taught her little sister Kylie about birth control and shit because their mother didn’t.

Let’s start a female led “Die Hard” rumor. Because nothing is sacred, fellas.

She gives the most exquisitly concise argument yet seen about how things should be; what a developed society demands of the human animal...

I know that’s right.

I would like to remind everyone that Psych: The Movie is airing on tv at the moment and it’s everything anyone could have ever want.

Also: Netflix booted Danny Masterson off ‘The Ranch’. took them long enough...

If only he had a platform to tell his side of the story, perhaps in a wispy nostalgic tone, while taking loud breaths into a microphone.

I would have bet serious money that title would go Midsomer, UK. 

I remember how Andrew and Fergie’s wedding didn’t have quite the pomp of Charles and Diana’s, so they will find a way. Number of guests, location, etc.

I have had sooooo many people tell me this, including my peers (and twice by my best friend but phrased “Love seems to happen when you’re not looking for it. It’ll happen someday.”).